1. Even if you hate talking on the phone, you'll answer their phone calls
2. When you see each other after being apart, its never weird
3. They are not surprised when you burp
4. It is ok for them to make fun of you, but if anyone else does they are a jerk
5. You can tell them if you just don't feel like hanging out and not have to make up a lame excuse
6. You never try to out do one another
7. The texts between the two of you are often snapshot worthy
8. They trust you with their Facebook password and know you wont post on their behalf. However if you do post or add a picture it's ok because it's usually something that will make them laugh. 
9. They should ask about you, and actually care how you are doing. 
10. They buy you gifts when you are not looking
11. They can almost always make you laugh your butt off, no matter how awkward or boring a situation may be. 
12. They will drive you to work in the morning if you are desperate
13. Your mom and/or dog loves them
14. They don't mind when you remember old funny moments you've had together. Every time you hang out.
15. They read your blog, and bring it up in conversation whenever possible ;)

 
 
1.       If he doesn't wear deodorant

2.      Takes selfies (more than a normal amount)

3.       Orders an ice cream cone with sprinkles…sorry. So little boyish

4.       Was ever involved in a gang

5.       Listens to Jack Johnson

6.       If he asks you out on Facebook

7.       Wears short shorts (never really a need for that)

8.       Goes shirtless anywhere but the beach, near the beach, or when working outdoors

9.       If he straightens his hair regularly 

10.   Doesn't order food when he offers to take you out for food. Like what’s your deal dude.

11.   If he brings up what he got on his SATs, without an appropriate segway to this topic in the conversation.

12.   If he has any interest what so ever in segways

13.   Drives recklessly

14.   Acts into every other attractive girl before you

15.   Never laughs or nervous laugher

16.   Pokes you on Facebook (worst)

17.   Comments on how much you eat

18.   Gossips. Save it for the ladies please.

19.   Wears a fedora

20.   Owns anything Gucci